Bullseyes: ④
(out of 5)
I wasn’t
so smitten with the last Hobbit movie. Nobody
died and it took up 3 hours of my time for no good reason. Hobbit 2 doesn’t know when to end either but
it does at least have some wit and drive.
And Cate Blanchett is the hottest elf ever (she is an elf right? I get all these middle earth types mixed
up…).
The
Hobbit 2 continues the quest of the dwarfs and the bloke out of The Office to
reclaim their homeland, and kill a dragon or something. On the way we meet the usual Orcs, which were
so menacing in the Lord of The Rings trilogy but for some reason are now tame
and cartoonish. We also meet Cate the hot elf and go for a barrel ride down a
river until we get to the dwarfs village.
Weee!
Weee!
Once there I’m pretty sure the movie
is supposed to end – we’re 2 hours in by this point – but as usual Peter Jackson
keeps going and eventually calls time when the reel runs out. Phew!
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